Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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