I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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