it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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