Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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