Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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