yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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