hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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