Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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