I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
zippers are such a cool invention
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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