is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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