you guys were way drunker than both of me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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