they said they heard you say put it in my butt
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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