My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
50% drunk capacity currently
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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