so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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