it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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