...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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