Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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