I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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