I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize