we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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