kristin has been a bad kristin
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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