Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He shit in the fireplace
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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