In the future we'll all be gay
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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