so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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