I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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