At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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