I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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