my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm always down for nudity.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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