? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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