i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
