As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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