fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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