I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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