They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
the raccoons are back...
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