I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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