So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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