Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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