Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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