ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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