And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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