Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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