is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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