We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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