My hair reeks of homosexuality.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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