Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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