Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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