i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
smell my finger.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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