Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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