Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just found puke in my bra..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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