My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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