So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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