oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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