yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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